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USAGI: It’s six o’clock, and time for the news!

PLEINAIR:

USAGI: Aparently a sudden outbreak of an unknown and fatal disease has recently wipped ou over 80% of the population from the nearby netherworld of Veldime. Doctors from netherworld all around are surprised and having a hard time trying to understand that mysterious disease. The symptoms include nausea, dementia, nose bleed, lack of bloodlust and an unexplainable refusal to fighting. Experts and paranoids all around claim that this is a sort of biological weapon named “FLOWER POWER FEVER” created by a group of united militias called “HIPPIES” from an isolated and boring world called “EARTH”.

PLEINAIR:

USAGI: This frightening epidemics is bringing histeria to the population of Veldime, wich is being propperly and violently taken care of by the authorities, wich claimed to be specially delighted about the riot due to the recent arrival of a cargo of brand-new whips, leathers and hand cuffs to the officer’s department. The Department of Health Discare of Veldime, or DHDV, pleas to the audience to remain calm under any circumstances and would also apreciate if the civilians were to kindly kill their families, neighbors and loved ones if suspecting of any of the symptoms being shown, even if they’re not quite so sure, to avoid any further spreading of the epidemics.

PLEINAIR:

USAGI: In other news, our field reporter, Adramelech, would like to bring to the  audience the documentary he made during his recent visit to Greece, in the world Earth, named: “Sexualy Doubtful Zodiac Knights: Trustful Protectors or Dangerous Pedofiles?”

PLEINAIR:

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